Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Anonymous Announces Latest Plan to Justify Existence

Dear citizens of the world, dolphins, and other intelligent life...

IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR.
REBEL SPACESHIPS, STRIKING
FROM A HIDDEN BASE...

Oops.  Wrong script.

For too long have we been misrepresented as chaotic freeloading hippies, identifying with cults such as Occupy Wall Street, while incessantly attacking noble causes such as the Church of Scientology or the Westboro Baptist Church.

Today is a new day for Anonymous.  Today we announce...

OPERATION CARE BEAR STARE

Using the power of our minds, we shall now attack our targets by visiting their web sites and THINKING BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM.

This new attack method can not be countered, as it is impossible to stop the collective power of our minds!

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not...er, something else goes here.
Expect us.