Sunday, January 22, 2012

The FBI Doesn't Need SOPA...


DOJ Rickrolls Anonymous, Gets Last Laugh about SOPA

In their latest most daring move, in light of the demise of SOPA and PIPA, the DOJ has continued "business as usual" and continues to shutdown sites acting as a "safe harbor" to pirated content.

While no one at the DOJ has publicly made any statement, no doubt many have simply been singing "Never gonna give you up, Anonymous!"

Anonymous has replied with many packet storms though Low Orbit Ion Cannon, a script kiddie tool which is used in place of any real hacking.  Let's face it, Anonymous is just not skilled enough to "run with the big dogs" and must resort to denial of service attacks causing a minor inconvenience for a poor intern who has been charged with maintaining the DOJ website.

After all, DDoSing web sites that no one ever visits because they're too boring is a SURE FIRE WAY to get people to notice your cause.  Right guys? Guys?

In other news....Megaupload.com was shut down, and NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

U MAD BRO?


Anonymous Announces Latest Plan to Justify Existence

Dear citizens of the world, dolphins, and other intelligent life...

IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR.
REBEL SPACESHIPS, STRIKING
FROM A HIDDEN BASE...

Oops.  Wrong script.

For too long have we been misrepresented as chaotic freeloading hippies, identifying with cults such as Occupy Wall Street, while incessantly attacking noble causes such as the Church of Scientology or the Westboro Baptist Church.

Today is a new day for Anonymous.  Today we announce...

OPERATION CARE BEAR STARE

Using the power of our minds, we shall now attack our targets by visiting their web sites and THINKING BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM.

This new attack method can not be countered, as it is impossible to stop the collective power of our minds!

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not...er, something else goes here.
Expect us.